Did the Rapture happen yet?

There are prognosticators confidently predicting the Rapture all the time.  This poses a bit of a problem as they cannot all be correct, especially if they predicted a date in the past!  One solution to this dilemma is if the Rapture happened already but no one noticed.  Perhaps the saved souls all went to Heaven already?

Rapture in April or May 2009, anyone?  "The actual first fruits Rapture may happen anytime from April 11th through the day of Pentecost, May 31st...."  More at http://savvyinternetladies.com/blog/2009/03/april-may-2009-jewish-feastsholidays/

How about in May or June 2009?  "Both May 21/22, 2009 and June 6/7, 2009 have been proposed for Rapture Watches for the same reason..." More at http://www.fivedoves.com/letters/jan2009/tedp115.htm

Personally, I am holding out for tomorrow, 21 October 2009!  Check it out at http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm